Stick It to Boring: KONG SqueakStix

Finally—a “stick” that doesn’t splinter, stab, or disappear into the woods forever. The KONG SqueakStix is a safer, tougher, squeakier upgrade to your pup’s favorite fetch obsession. With an extra-long body, dual squeaker zones (that keep squeakin’ even when punctured), and big-time bounce, this toy’s made for wild tug-fests, epic chases, and nonstop chaos.

Key Benefits:

• Extra-long and ultra-durable for tug and fetch marathons
• Dual squeakers squeal on—even after your dog “defeats” them
• Rounded ends for safer chomping and chasing
• Twists, flexes, and bounces unpredictably to keep play exciting

Why Choose Stick It to Boring?

Because regular sticks break—this one brings the bounce and the squeak without the vet bill.

Usage Instructions:

Toss it, tug it, twist it—then watch your dog go absolutely feral (in a good way).

Closing Line:

This ain’t your average stick—it’s the squeaky, bouncy, tail-waggin’ upgrade your dog’s been drooling for.